Originally posted on Fox Sports  |  Last updated 7/21/13
In the wake of his latest weekend choke job -- a piss-poor performance in Sunday's final round of the British Open -- I'm done overthinking Tiger Woods. This is Karma. Bad Karma. This is "The Curse of the Bimbino." Tiger won't get 86 years to overcome it. I won't live long enough to write, "Now I Can Die in Peace II: How FOX Sports' Big Sexy Found Salvation With a Little Help From Tiger, Lindsey, The Wire and the PGA Tour." Tiger ain't getting 18. Hell, he may not get 15. The Curse of the Bimbino is that strong. It might be as powerful The Curse of the Bambino, the plague that overtook the Boston Red Sox after they sold Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees. In the seven years before selling Ruth, the Sox won four World Series title. In the next 86 years, the Yankees won 26 titles (30 percent) and the Red Sox won zero. Before Rachel Uchitel became a household name, before Perkins restaurant became a pickup joint, before a gaggle of porn stars and bimbos copped to seeing Tiger's Woo...
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