To The Bowl Y'all

Posted April 27, 2013

The toilet bowl.  Why do they let that sumbitch out of the house?  They know his brain is fractured and they still let him think he's making sense.  Not to make fun of the elderly but Jerry needs to be put up.  For all this mess he's been doing.  C'mon man?  What the damn?  Ain't 19 years long enough to entertain this guy? Time to get back to work with some.  "Real NFL Caliber Brain trust."

Just wait somewhere right when the guys get to figuring things out.  He'll have another one of those close door meetings and the Cowboys will start back to stumbling and bumbling and fumbling.  Then the meetings will stop, and prop himself smugly in front of a camera and say,........ "This team is headed to the Super Bowl."  That let's us in Cowboys land know.  Jerry's as happy as a bug in a rug.  Nothing to do with losing at the last past 19 years.  But,.... He's happy.  Translation:  Jerry's Super Bowl is getting a fat profit for renting out NeverLand.  Never having a snowball's change at normalcy in the NFL.

That's right you turd fans.  The tragedy for the great fans of America's Team continue's.  For another damn decade.

 

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4 Comments:
  • Now don't get all upset Robbo. I just saw that Jerry Jones paid some senile writer for NFL.com to write an article on why the Cowboys will make the playoffs. You should read it. There is good comedy there.
  • Damn, I hit the wrong button.

    I'm serious I wanted to hit the like button, but wasn't paying attention. Dadblamitt, and I can't change it.

    Back to your comment,...... Aw naw! I have a weak stomach.
  • It's cool Robo I "like" your comment.
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