Originally written on Five Tool Tool  |  Last updated 9/26/14
He's Also Stone Deef 10) We are shocked, shocked to discover that Bud's ability to hear news or opinions from outside of his echo chamber is limited9) To be fair, to men of Bud's age, typing is something only done by women who can't land husbands with good jobs8) Using technology that's been ubiquitous for decades is just too fast for Bud7) Has an awful lot to hide from the NSA6) Has never seen the point of replacing his abacus and telegraph5) Suddenly, the league's inability to impose a salary cap that actually equates large and small markets, unlike, well, every other major league is a lot more understood4) While he doesn't send emails, he does dictate to eunuchs 3) Logged into Compuserve once, read a naughty word, and never went back2) If it wasn't good enough for Kenesaw Mountain Landis, it's not good enough for him1) Change Scares Him, unless it's interleague play, making the winner of the All Star Game get home field advantage in the World Series, introducing a spiraling amou...
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