Found November 03, 2011 on Unathletic:
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This is seriously f$cking sick. I love when sh$t like this happens. Jose Canseco and Lenny Dykstra think they are smarter than the world’s population. They think that people will actually believe they are fighting because they have a real beef….

“Canseco ruined my career by spreading lies. I called Tareq and begged him to let me take his place in the upcoming fight against Canseco,” said Dykstra in a statement.

And here’s more from Dykstra’s business manager, Dan Herman:

“Lenny is fighting for his good name in baseball. Lenny’s life for the last two years has been upside down mainly because of snitches.”

HAHA. Lenny’s good name. When the f#ck did Lenny ever have a good name? If you buy a ticket to this you’re a total *******. Two broke losers trying to make some money. It’s not enough that their lives have become a total joke for me. This annoys the sh$t out of me.

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