Originally written on 85% Sports  |  Last updated 10/12/14
85% Sports recently came across the Ty Wigginton Owner’s Manual; we’re still checking to see if the manual was sent to the Cardinals when they signed him. Use your Wigginton as a secret weapon from time to time, but not often. Chances are the other team will not detect your Wigginton as a threat; if deployed properly, your Wigginton can occasionally have maximum effect. Just don’t count on it. Your Wigginton is a gamble with the GOB. In close games, when you may need an emergency run, your Wigginton may prove most effective. Best used against floundering teams as a way to play to their level and ensure maximum entertainment value. Do not play your Wigginton at third base; best not used at all in the field, unless up by 6 runs or more. Use your Wigginton as a placeblocker, in order to prevent the obvious need to promote top prospects too quickly. This helps balance out the gamble of your Wigginton. Add more comedic value by substituting “wig” into each sentence that says Wigginton’...
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