Originally posted on Bush League Chronicle  |  Last updated 9/17/12

 

If you weren't in the stands right before halftime of the Ole Miss-Texas game on Saturday, here's what you missed.

A man ran onto the field, yanked down his trousers around the 25-yard line, and then gave the crowd a good view of his backside. His shining moment didn't last long, however, as a man who appears to be state trooper leveled him at the knees and brought him down to justice at the 10-yard line.

To add insult to injury, the host Rebels took a 66-31 beatdown from the Longhorns in a game that totalled over 1,000 total yards of offense combined. Yeah, I guess you could say that Ole Miss ought to look to see if that state trooper has any college football eligibility left, they may need some assistance on defense.
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