So here was the most non-shocking news I’ve heard since I found out that John Travolta was trying to pay his masseurs for sexual favors – Chris “Birdman” Andersen is being investigated for child pornography.
Personally, I think we all should feel terrible about not doing anything about this before he got caught. It’s not exactly like he was hiding it. I mean look at him! He has child pornography written all over him – maybe literally, for all we know. The guy is absolutely covered in strange, twisted, colorful tattoos to the point that it’s really kind gross to look at him. I have to turn off the TV when the Nuggets are playing because I’d rather not throw up.
He was also suspended a few years back for something just categorized as “drug abuse,” which we now know may have actually been “kiddie porn abuse. What a disgusting individual you are Chris Andersen.
It was one thing when he was helping his team win games. Now, he’s not all that good, he’s absolutely repulsive, and he’s apparently getting his kicks by watching little kids. Investigators actually came to his house and removed things from the property, yet Birdman is still ready to play tonight in Game 6 against the Lakers.
Denver Nuggets center Chris Andersen had his home searched by sheriff deputies Thursday as part of an investigation conducted by the department's Internet Crimes Against Children unit.
Andersen has not been arrested and Douglas County sheriff spokesman Ron Hanavan said no arrest warrant has been issued.
The department began investigating Andersen in February after receiving...
As soon as Chris “Birdman” Andersen’s name was attached to a child pornography investigation, we figured his reputation might be permanently stained. But according to his lawyer, he may just be a victim in the case.
On Friday, The Denver Post shared a statement issued by Andersen’s lawyer. In the statement, the attorney says a California woman sent Birdman some scantily...
Shocking news out of Denver, as the home of Denver Nuggets center Chris “Birdman” Andersen was searched by authorities earlier today in connection with an investigation into a suspected internet crime. Police has seized property from the residence, but no details of what that includes has been released. Though Andersen has not been arrested, investigators [...]
Now before we touch on this sensitive matter. I want to be on the record to state that everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Having said this, the story is basically the Feds have been investigating Chris Andersen since February 2012 on this child pornography ring. Again, no further news other than his name has been brought and a raid on his house has taken place. Story...
Chris Andersen, known as the Birdman by most NBA fans, is reportedly having his home investigated and property seized as part of an ongoing police investigation involving internet child pornography. This, according to TMZ.com (the most trusted name in news these days): “Law enforcement tells TMZ … the Douglas County Sheriff’s Dept. received a tip from [...]
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May 11, 2012
From the Denver Post: Investigators with the Internet Crimes Against Children unit have an ongoing investigation that began from a referral from a California law-enforcement agency in February ... Chris Andersen has been “Excused Indefinitely” From Denver Nuggets after the search.
I can only imagine Big Bird on Sesame Street gave up his fellow Birdman in the NBA...
In Italy, admiring the statue of DavidPhoto Credit: Caroline Bonarde Ucci
Welcome to “John Travolta Numbers.” You know, because John Travolta lies (naked, for potentially gay masseuses) and whores (naked, for potentially gay masseuses). Think that joke is a stretch? Well, my retort is that I stretched your moms out last night, and I didn’t even need to pose as a masseuse ...
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