Found June 06, 2012 on With Leather:
PLAYERS: Danica Patrick
I’m just slumming it on the sports blog until they make me full-time over at Gamma Squad, so I’m excited to announce that NASCAR beauty Danica Patrick will be appearing alongside Sonic the Hedgehog in the upcoming multi-platform kart racer Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed. Wait, no I’m not, I think it’s the stupidest f**king news I’ve ever heard. But no, seriously, Danica will be a playable character in a game where a hedgehog who can run super fast decides to race people in a car (?) that turns into a boat and then into an airplane. You know, instead of running. She’ll appear alongside such luminaries as Amigo the Maracas Monkey, the taxi driver from Crazy Taxi and “Gilius Thunderhead”, which I’m guessing was Danica’s name before she became a driver. Quick, try to decide which of these statements was most written by a public relations team! “It’s a very exciting experience since I’ll be sharing the screen with such an iconic character,” said Danica Patrick. “I ca
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  • Nothing on earth is ever going to make Danica a good driver.
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