Hey Bloomington, your Indiana Hoosiers are looking like the #1 team in college basketball this winter. Remember that in October during college football season, cuz it’s going to be a very long one.
I’m probably way overrating the gridiron Hoosiers, for the sake of my allegiance to the Big Ten conference. They will be to being bad at football what the main character in “Breaking Away” (the only major feature film set/shot on a B1G campus) was to bicycle racing/being an Italophile.
2011 was: a train wreck of all train wrecks. IU took home the dubious honor of being the only BCS conference team not to garner a win over any FBS team. The 1 in their 1-11 record was over a lowly FCS foe in South Carolina State.
New Coach Kevin Wilson began the year by rocking some weird quotes upon the mic at Big Ten media day, including this gem “we’re ready to take this ship and get this thing exploded.”
That he did.
The ship certainly exploded, and sank, and well you need a lot of metaphors fo...