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Book 'Em Horns

submitted by whitejordan32
September 16, 2007  |  0 comments  |   Email to a Friend
The Texas Longhorns are the Cincinatti Bengals of college football. 5 Texas Longhorns football players have been arrested since June. Due to this, this site came up with some rather hilarious jokes about them.

Here's a few

What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle

4 Longhorns in a car, who's driving? The police

Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his

players if they have to resort to robbing people.
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