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"************ Hit My *****"

Found September 27, 2009 on Deadspin:
PLAYERS: Simoni Lawrence
TEAMS: Minnesota Golden Gophers

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Minnesota's Simoni Lawrence crotches himself on a yard marker, and provides us with a contender for quote of the year.
Original Story: http://deadspin.com/5368838/motherfuc...
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