Originally posted on Football Nation  |  Last updated 9/18/12

10. Bielemic
The Wisconsin offense is a disaster.  Potatoes O'Brien got the hook and Monteé Ball should drop the accent over the 'e' and go back to scoring four touchdowns a game.  

9. Drive With The Fear!
David Piland and the Cougars are an embarrassment to the rich fantasy history at UH.  Andre Ware must be disgusted.  

8. Running of the Bulls
Just run away from the TV anytime BJ Daniels has the ball in his hands. 

7. Trojan Man
So Matt Barkley is only 99.99% effective, got it.  

6. Ark of the Covenant
Something tells me the coffin the Razorbacks got nailed into last weekend wasn't nearly as nice as the one Indiana Jones was looking for.  

5. Crimson and Creamed
Ball State beats Indiana for the third straight time.  With only Ohio State, Minnesota and N'Western undefeated in the B1G Ten, it's only going to get worse.  

4. You Can Ring My Bell
Manti Te'o is still pulling pieces of Le'Veon Bell out of his face mask after ND threw up their finest defensive performance in nearly a decade.  

3. Logan is no Wolverine
The Logan Thomas as a "top ten draft pick" chatter is now laughable.  

2. Rush Week
Utah, oh Utah.  Learn when the game is over-over.  Not just kinda over.

1. Kitty Litter
Another SBC win over the SEC.  SBC! SBC! SBC!  Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it.    



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