This college football bowl season is like a brand of Chex Mix that comes with a bunch of nuts you don't really care to eat.
Sure, there's a handful of enticing matchups that are worthy of your time for three or so hours. But by the time you're done picking through to the good ones, you realize there's not much left.
Well, there are other things to do this holiday season.
Like, go ice skating.
Or, check out all the pretty lights.
Whatever it is, there's never been a better reason to spend some time - some real quality time - with your friends and family.
Believe us, you won't be missing a thing if you tune out what will soon be running virtually nonstop on your plasma screen, in all its high-def ugliness. This is nothing more than a bunch of meaningless contests between mediocre teams, a lineup that that makes ''Honey Boo Boo'' look like ''Downton Abbey.''
Call it Must-Miss TV.
The guys who run the system clearly take us...