Another round of a random assistant selection take us to Columbia, South Carolina where spring practice is in full swing, just like Steve Spurrier's long irons game (NAILED IT). Everette Sands begins his second year under Spurrier, and in such a short time has seen more visor-throwing in person that the rest of us combined have seen in our lives.
Everette Sands, telling his pupils how he used to do it back in the day
Name: Everette Sands
Position: Running backs coach
Salary: $185,000, which doesn't seem like all that much until you think about what you make, and then realize what $185,000 really is.
Alma Mater: The Citadel '93
Experience: Elon 1996-1998 (not sure which position because I am lazy and assume the internets doesn't have that information within the first two search pages, which is my limit)
The Citadel 1999-2000 (unclear what he coached; see: my laziness)
Ohio 2001-2004 (running backs)
The Citadel 2005-2010 ...