Jeremiah Masoli Is Bad At Life

Was it really only March when Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli was suspended for the year for his conviction stemming from him being a complete idiot? Three months. Ridiculous. Now, Masoli is done at Oregon for good. This time for riding dirty and driving on a suspended license. Nothing could carry a jail sentence or anything, he’s just a f-cking idiot. When I heard the news, my reaction was pretty much the same as everyone else’s, or at least what I would imagine it would be. Something along the lines of “you have to be f-ing kidding me.” It’s not so much that he was driving on a suspended license or had less than an ounce of weed on him (I think there’s actually a law that makes it mandatory to carry that much on you at all times in Oregon anyway). It’s that he was doing all those things right after being convicted for stealing and being suspended for a year by Oregon’s head coach, Chip Kelly. Some people just never learn their ...