Indiana Hoosiers to switch sidelines

For decades, Indiana fans have wondered why their football team sucks so badly. Fortunately, new coach Kevin Wilson has finally gotten to the root of the problem. In an earth-shattering decision delivered on Tuesday, Wilson announced that the Hoosiers will be moving their sideline from the west side of Memorial Stadium to the east side for Saturday’s home opener against Virginia. The reasoning is that the student section is on the east side of the stadium, so in theory the Hoosiers will feed off of that energy by being closer to them. While it always struck me as unusual that the students sat on the opposite side of the stadium as the team, if the Hoosiers actually were looking to harness all of the energy the student body provides they’d have to put the sideline out on 17th Street next to the tailgating fields. Since that particular move would be impossible, I do like Wilson’s decision. It’s a little known fact that underneath the east sideline at Memori...