Originally posted on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 4/23/12

The Oregon Ducks football team has enough goodies to make Scrooge McDuck look like a peasant. They have seventy-two different helmets and what seems like hundreds of different uniform combinations. Believe it not (believe it), their $29.5 million in revenue earned during the 2010-11 season only ranked 34th in the country. To put things into perspective, the Texas Longhorns earned $64.4 more than Oregon did.

But the factor that no other college program in the country has is what sets Oregon apart – Nike CEO and co-founder Phil Knight, an Oregon alum. And thanks to Knight, the Oregon football locker room is more like a mansion/day spa/country club/resort.

Sophomore quarterback Bryan Bennett takes us through a tour of their not-so-humble abode. The definition of not-so-humble includes a two-story locker room, ventilated lockers (to prevent stinkage), simulated sunlight (to help players’ eyes adjust before taking the field).

Yeah, I don’t know why any high school kid would want to go to Oregon.

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