Originally written on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 10/9/14

You’ve been sitting around the house, eating greasy pizza, watching the NFL Network and avoiding your annoying girlfriend or wife. You haven’t moved off the couch in 48 hours and your phone died, rendering your Twitter account worthless. Meanwhile, sports smack-talking maniacs have been using social media and other outlets to vent on fellow combatants. Athletes are fighting writers. Writers are fighting writers. Athletes are fighting fans. This is where Busted Coverage steps in on a weekly basis. The gatekeepers. If someone is in a sports-related war, we’re all ears. If you know of a sports-related beef, we want to hear about it. There are no sports beefs too small for The Schoolyard editors. Try us. mail@bustedcoverage.com Manti Te’o vs. His Stupid Beyoncé Super Bowl Tweet Fight Combatants: Manti Te’o goes to war with Twitter villains Fight Details: You can see the tweet. Manti should know that he can’t use CAPS and drop a “KILLED THAT” in the same tweet without taking heat from his haters. One thing led to another and the heat became so much that Manti deleted his account, claiming he needed to focus on the NFL draft. Fight Scorecard: Twitter villains in like an 8 round TKO. It took time for this moron to go away, but the public finally won the war. Dick Vitale’s Nose vs. A Glass Door Fight Combatants: Dickie V’s nose and a University of Michigan glass door Fight Details: See that cut on Dickie’s nose? That’s the result of the talking head running his nose into a glass door. Not kidding. Fight Scorecard: Dickie got knocked down early, but got up, called the UM-OSU game and has a sweet door wound. Dickie V. by decision. Ocho vs. Darnell Dockett Fight Combatants: Old friends Chad Johnson and Arizona Cardinals DT Darnell Dockett Fight Details: Ho-hum. These two are always beefing. What are they actually beefing about? Who the hell knows. It’s Twitter. One guy rips on the other for being fat. One guy rips on the other for wearing skinny jeans. They’re the Laurel & Hardy of black guys fighting on Twitter. Fight Scorecard: Draw.