Originally posted on Backyard Sports Blog  |  Last updated 12/28/12
Professional Australian golfer Kristie Smith had an unusual present sitting under her tree this year on Christmas day.  A vibrator.  As you can see in the picture it's a "Pleasure Bullet."  Can't say that I'm up to speed on my sex toy game, but it looks a little different than your normal vibrator.  If you're not like Tiger Woods, and don't want to cheat on your wife/girlfriend, I guess this is what you have to resort to while you're out on the road.  Golfers are pretty much away from home 9 months out of the year for 4-5 days a week, so I'm sure Kristie was happy to see the gift.  The main thing I wanna know is who got her this present?  Did her mom or dad really buy this thing?  Had to be a girlfriend right??  Or did she just buy it for herself and play it off as a present.  So many questions. (Larry Brown) Check out our Home Page for more stories and follow us on Twitter and Facebook
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