2009 Season Review in Haiku

It's nearly a third of the way through September and the Cubs are 11.5 games out. Unless the Cardinals' team jet crashes, it's pretty safe to say that the Cubs won't make it to the post-season this year. My psychiatrist told me to channel my anger into something creative, so I've decided to recap the 2009 season using haiku. In case you forgot, haiku is a Japanese style of poetry having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. And here we go...Milton BradleyMediocre man,Your name makes me think of games!Your signing, a RiskCarlos MarmolHe used to be goodAnd now he is our closerWhere is his control?Derrek LeeLike the great phoenixHe arose from the ashesOne year too late, though.Sam FuldHis defense is grandHis hustle, legendaryHe needs RBIs.Randy WellsHe deserved betterThe offense refused to hitWhen he took the moundRyan TheriotHe's no superstarBut he's very consistentWe need guys like himGeovany SotoFatty smoked some potThen he forgot how t...