Found October 19, 2009 on Deadspin:
PLAYERS: Jose Lima
TEAMS: New York Mets

This job, unlike many others in "sports media," provides plenty of absurd scenarios on a weekly basis. But this one, involving Jose Lima's ex-wife, Melissa, thrusts us headlong into Eugene Ionesco territory. You see, Ms. Lima emailed this site last Wednesday night in an effort to help provide you, boob-ogling reader of the fortnight, with more photos of herself: Since some people are still obsessed with wondering why there are only one or two pictures of Melissa Lima, I thought I would share a couple more... Enjoy! Being the intrepid truth-seeker that I am, I first inquired whether this actually was the top-heavy mystery woman who tickled the internet's fancy with her busty patriotism so long ago. Come on, Melissa. This isn't really you. If it is, this is like finding Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster all at once. Proof, please. MLima: Funny! What kind of Proof do you want? Me: I have no idea! It's just, well, odd. And what are you Googling yourself or...
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