Found January 24, 2008 on Tirico Suave: Yardbarker Blogger Network
TEAMS: Detroit Tigers
PLAYERS: Miguel Cabrera
Migueal-cabrera
I was reading the Baseball America 2001 Prospect Handbook the other night and discovered this sweet little gem on Detroit's newly acquired 3B, Miguel Cabrera. "A false rumor that he contracted elephantiasis was spread in Venezuela by a jilted scout, though the truth is slowly making its way through the country." Anyone who's taken a heterosexual glance at Miggy's nether region, in the name of scouting or fantasy excellence, understand that there's nothing to t...

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  • ShakespeareD
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    • Roger_Dorn
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      well done, my friend. I don't know what I'm looking at, but you can post a photo of Coach Lubbock on any of my articles. No questions asked.
  • General_Zod
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    I really didn't know what I was going to find as I slowly scrolled down...ugh.
    • Roger_Dorn
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      GZ, I decided to play it cool since it was nothing but a rumor. I also didn't want to do a google image search for "elephantiasis" on my work computer. It's just another example of the man keepin me down.
      • General_Zod
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        Don't get me wrong...I appreciate the pic.
  • rayj0101
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    I will stick with Alyssa Milano.
  • Tug_Boat22
    Why are we talking about Miguel Cabrera's meatballs?
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