MLB  >>  Detroit Tigers

Preview Story
81832949

Jays Want An Arm And A Bat For Halladay
MLB Rumors  |  2 Comments

Preview Story
Picture_1

Weekend Update ... More on Movin' Milton and Other Cubs Rumors
Chicago Cubs Online Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  Discuss

Preview Story
Bravesmarlins_e36b

MLB Trade Rumors: Marlins to Deal Josh Johnson
Fake Teams  |  1 Comment

Preview Story
Bravesyankees_eace

Johnny Damon’s Days As A Yankee Over?
Scores Report Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  1 Comment

Preview Story
82103880

Halladay Would Approve Trade To Yanks
The iYankees Blog Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  1 Comment
Found January 24, 2008 on Tirico Suave: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Here's to Hoping Miggy Doesn't Go Balls Out in Detroit
TEAMS: Detroit Tigers
PLAYERS: Miguel Cabrera
Migueal-cabrera
I was reading the Baseball America 2001 Prospect Handbook the other night and discovered this sweet little gem on Detroit's newly acquired 3B, Miguel Cabrera. "A false rumor that he contracted elephantiasis was spread in Venezuela by a jilted scout, though the truth is slowly making its way through the country." Anyone who's taken a heterosexual glance at Miggy's nether region, in the name of scouting or fantasy excellence, understand that there's nothing to t...
Original Story: http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/01/24... Verified_ybn

Add Comment

Comments (7)
  • ShakespeareD
    Placard_complete_small

    ShakespeareD said January 24, 2008

    • Roger_Dorn
      Placard_complete_small

      Roger_Dorn replied January 24, 2008

      well done, my friend. I don't know what I'm looking at, but you can post a photo of Coach Lubbock on any of my articles. No questions asked.
  • General_Zod
    Placard_complete_small

    General_Zod said January 24, 2008

    I really didn't know what I was going to find as I slowly scrolled down...ugh.
    • Roger_Dorn
      Placard_complete_small

      Roger_Dorn replied January 24, 2008

      GZ, I decided to play it cool since it was nothing but a rumor. I also didn't want to do a google image search for "elephantiasis" on my work computer. It's just another example of the man keepin me down.
      • General_Zod
        Placard_complete_small

        General_Zod replied January 25, 2008

        Don't get me wrong...I appreciate the pic.
  • rayj0101
    Placard_complete_small

    rayj0101 said January 24, 2008

    I will stick with Alyssa Milano.
  • Tug_Boat22

    Tug_Boat22 said January 24, 2008

    Why are we talking about Miguel Cabrera's meatballs?
MLB Forum Discussions  
     
Start a discussion »
     

SEE ALL MLB FORUM DISCUSSIONS

Featured Yardbarker Articles
SEE MORE IN THE
Detroit Tigers Yard
The Minnesota Vikings' Percy Harvin, right, makes a catch on a 31-yard pass from quarterback Brett Favre, despite the defensive effort of the Chicago Bears' Hunter Hillenmeyer, in the third quarter. The Vikings defeated the Bears, 36-10, at the Metrodome in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Sunday, November 29, 2009. (Brian Peterson/Minneapolis Star Tribune/MCT) Photo via Newscom...
SEE MORE IN THE
Boston Red Sox Yard
CASARES, SPAIN - OCTOBER 27: (L-R Back Row), Oliver Fisher of England, Sergio Garcia of Spain, Scott Strange of Australia, Anthony Kim of USA, Martin Kaymer of Germany, Ross Fisher of England, Henrik Stenson of Sweden, Robert Allenby of Australia, Lee Westwood of England, Camilo Villegas of Colombia, Jeev Milkha Singh of India and Angel Cabrera of Argentina, (L-R Front Row) Paul Casey of England, Retief Goosen of South Africa, Chief Executive Officer of Finca Cortesin Javier Lopez, President of Volvo Event Management Per Ericsson, IMG Director of Golf EMEA Guy Kinnings, Simon Dyson of England and Rory McIlroy of Northern Ireland pose for a group photo during a practice round prior to the Volvo World Match Play Championship at Finca Cortesin on October 27, 2009 in Casares, Spain. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)...
SEE MORE IN THE
Pittsburgh Pirates Yard
NEWPORT, WALES - OCTOBER 12: Colin Montgomerie, The European Ryder Cup Captain pictured in his captain's buggy with Kevin Hart of Club Car before the 'Year to Go' exhibition match on The Twenty Ten Course at The Celtic Manor Resort on October 12, 2009 in Newport, Wales. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)...
SEE MORE IN
Miguel Cabrera's Yard
Detroit Tigers Miguel Cabrera points to a fan during batting practice as the Tigers face the Minnesota Twins in a tiebreaker for the American League Central division title in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on Tuesday, October 6, 2009. (Julian H. Gonzalez/Detroit Free Press/MCT) Photo via Newscom...
SEE MORE IN THE
Chicago Cubs Yard
Jack Dorsey, creator of Twitter, has a baseball signed by the St. Louis Cardinals' Joe Thurston, after Dorsey threw out a ceremonial first pitch to Thurston before a game between the Cardinals and the Chicago Cubs at Busch Stadium in St. Louis, Missouri, September 18, 2009. (Chris Lee/St. Louis Post-Dispatch/MCT) Photo via Newscom...
   MORE TOP POSTS ON YARDBARKER.COM
Want more? Juice it up!

Preview Story
2006_espy_awards_b477

Deja Vu For Young And Leinart, Video

Preview Story
2009_australian_masters_72b7

Agent: Tiger Plans To Blow Off Police Permanently

Preview Story
Gettyimage

Tim Tebow Makes It Cool To Love Jesus

Preview Story
Gettyimage

Eagles Benefit From Redskins' Conservative Approach

Preview Story
California_v_stanford_181c

Listen To The 911 Call Made By Tiger's Neighbor

The Camel Clutch Blog Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  Discuss
SPORTS by BROOKS Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  Discuss
Sports Crackle Pop Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  Discuss
Scores Report Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  Discuss
BlackSportsOnline Yardbarker Blogger Network  |  Discuss
Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers
Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Join the Yardbarker Network (YBN) for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Yardbarker is a sports site where everyone’s an insider! Sports fans, bloggers, and professional athletes all hang out in the Yard to read and discuss sports articles, view the latest sports photos and videos, and debate and interact with each other.