What are Philly fans famous for? Um…cheering Micheal Irvin's catastrophic neck injury. What else? Booing Santa Claus. Throwing batteries or any other object that can cause serious bodily harm…and more or less, for just being uber asshats.
So, what did the Phillies marketing department come up with?! Well, I'm glad you asked. Let me tell you…
A Ryan Howard Snow Globe. Yes, a Ryan Howard Snow Globe. Now, it's…May…so obviously, it's very close to Christmas…so I applaud them on the timing of this. Not only that, but it's no ordinary snow globe, oh no. It's a Ryan Howard dressed up as Santa snow globe!!!
And Santa Howard looks to be swinging a french fry…and some how lost about 180 pounds as well. So, it sorta looks as if it was modeled after a local bum with a french fry outside Citizen's Bank Park.
So, not only does a snow globe become an AWESOME flying object for pissed off Philly fans, I'm sure the globe is filled with contaminated Chinese water. Ching chong.
Original Story:
http://www.ebsports.net/blog/?p=495.
So, what did the Phillies marketing department come up with?! Well, I'm glad you asked. Let me tell you…
A Ryan Howard Snow Globe. Yes, a Ryan Howard Snow Globe. Now, it's…May…so obviously, it's very close to Christmas…so I applaud them on the timing of this. Not only that, but it's no ordinary snow globe, oh no. It's a Ryan Howard dressed up as Santa snow globe!!!
And Santa Howard looks to be swinging a french fry…and some how lost about 180 pounds as well. So, it sorta looks as if it was modeled after a local bum with a french fry outside Citizen's Bank Park.
So, not only does a snow globe become an AWESOME flying object for pissed off Philly fans, I'm sure the globe is filled with contaminated Chinese water. Ching chong.
Original Story:
http://www.ebsports.net/blog/?p=495.
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