1B
Carlos Delgado
Avoids playing Lotto
But he did less than zip
When he messed up his hip.
2B
Alex Cora
Was looking to restore a
Career path like his chums
But alas he's all thumbs.
SS
Jose Reyes
Likes to delay us
His return for some reason
Will take place next season.
3B
David Wright
Was feeling all right
'Till a pitch from Matt Cain
Nearly scrambled his brain.
C
Brian Schneider
Is good at catching a slider
And it would be good, too,
If he hit just a few.
OF
Fernando Martinez
Do...
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