Found March 07, 2008 on All Things Philly Sports: Yardbarker Blogger Network
OK Phils fans, let's have a little fun... what should they do with Eaton?
6 Comments:
  • ...they should pitch him every 5th start, they are almost obligated to do so... but during home games when not starting, they should make him roam the stadium wearing a Mets jersey.
  • Tar and feather him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • flat out cut him. Joe savery is a young guy but i think he might be ready if you guys have seen is pitcching earlier this week
  • ...cover him in ketchup and french fries, tie him to a beach chair in the middle of and Ocean City beach & let the seagulls have their way with him.
  • Oh now he has a slipped disk-what a fag!
  • HOW ABOUT WE SEND EATON PACKING IN ABOUT 1MONTH ,HOPEFULLY KRIS BENSON WILL BE READY TO TAKE OVER THE 5TH SPOT,I HEAR EATON IS A REAL HEAD CASE ASHAME WHAT MONEY CAN DO TO CERTAIN PEOPLE IF YOU ALLOW IT,ANYWAY LET US MAKE A TOAST TO KRIS BENSON CONTIUNG TO THROW STRONG,ALSO LOSHES AGENT IS A DOUCHE BAG AND THE PHILLIES KNOW IT SO BASICALLY THEY TOLD KYLE TO SREW OFF AND SO THEY SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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