A-Rod Madonna Rumors Swirl Again

Madonna is divorcing Guy Ritchie and the A-Rod rumors are circulating once again. Damn you A-Rod! A-Rod makes $25 mil a year. He's arguably the greatest baseball player of our generation. He'll retire as the home run king. Yet, despite all these positives, A-Rod decides that dating Madonna is something to add to his lore. Look Alex, dating Madonna is cool if it was 1987, but it's 2008 homie. Stop living in your childhood man. Grow up and look at her. Here's some food for thought. She's 50! That ain't the new 20. Dennis Rodman, Sean Penn, Countless Ectasy Dealers, and 1/4 of Hollywood have dipped their putzos in that crevace. Be careful what lurks inside. Ask yourself, "Would Jeter do her?" Answer is no f**king way. Is your self-esteem that low? Hookers are a better remedy that dusty pop stars rapidly on their way toward becoming the next Cher. She looks like an unhealthy Tom Petty after a two-week heroin binge. Dude, you're A-Rod. On the pantheon of MLB heroes stand you, Barry Lamar, Willie Mays, George Herman, and Hammerin' Hank. Would any of them be caught with Lady Skeletor? FlyMaster Signing Off...For Now!