If you happen to have $36,000 lying around, you may want to look into purchasing Alfonso Soriano’s absolutely ridiculous 2005 Hummer H2, which is now for sale on eBay. The MLB outfielder spent over $100k on customizing his whip, which, according to the listing, is supercharged, has an incredible sound system, just over 23,000 miles, built in DVD & TVs, and comes with 24″ Dub spinners.
You’ll also probably notice the vehicle sports the letters A & S on the side doors where the H2 would usually go and on the grill you get the Soriano “S.”
The vehicle made the rounds on the Internet back in 2009 and it seems to have abandoned a few of the customizations it featured back then, most notably the full wall of speakers that blocked the rear window:
No worries though, I’m sure this monstrosity of a vehicle will get you enough attention, even without the Great Wall Of Bass rattling every bone in your body.
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