Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 6/5/13
DATELINE _ Yankiverse. MLB yesterday suspended Alex Rodriguez for 500 games, allowing the Yankees to void his disastrous contract and seek a restraining order forbidding the star from ever coming within  200 feet of the team, allowing the victimized Steinbrenner family to offer a new, 15-year, $300 million mega-deal to Robbie Cano...Well, it's not yet in the books, but why wait? Everybody knows Alex Rodriguez is guilty. Just look at him! Must we go through the motions of a legal case? Come on, dammit, we're wasting time. Until the Matlocks of MLB get the goods on A-Rod, Hal and Hank must keep paying him. Can't we fast-forward to the final scene, where the planes topple him from the top of the Empire State Building? Put him down, now!That's not satire, by the way. It's today's line at New Jersey.com:  "Enough with the pretending that he’s working his way back in Tampa... How about making sure he never wears No. 13 in pinstripes again, to making it a priority to finally rid this fran...
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