Found June 14, 2013 on The Money Shot:
Will not be served at Merion this weekend. We are not ******* around today, people.  It is one of those days where we get everything off of our barrel chests.  It has been awhile since my normally mild-mannered and civilized self has done this but after watching a few hours of Chris Berman make sweaty, drunk, and gross love with Roger Maltbie yesterday, I am all out of sorts.  And, of course, filled with murderous rage.  Shall we?  WE SHALL. *TIGER WOODS IS BACK! - Just stop it.  I HATE this talking point that morons seem to bring up every few weeks.  Look, I can already tell after five holes that Woods is going home without another major title this weekend.  That's obvious to anyone with working eyeballs.  So this weekend is a wash for me since I hate the US Open anyway and the only reason that I watch will not be in contention.  Here's the thing: just because he is back to winning those **** tournaments at Doral or Riviera or whatever doesn't mean dick.  Tiger Woods ...
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