Originally written December 04, 2012 on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught:
It's time to ponder our real holiday: International Yankee Day of Healing, July 15, on the sunny afternoon when both Michael Pineda and A-Rod return. What joy we will experience! All kids under the age of 14 will receive a free MRI, courtesy of WB Mason and Little Debbie Snack Cakes. Tickets will include a tour of the Hebrew Home at Riverside, which is like a college campus! The stadium will be decked out in gauze bunting, and during the 7th inning stretch everyone in the park will down a 100 mg tab of Valium.What darkness fills Yankee hearts this troubled season? We're getting nuttin' for Christmas. (Meanwhile, the Redsocks are cornering the market on designated hitters. They now have a four man DH rotation - if you count Larnaway. They're one Jacoby Ellsbury strain from filling out a five-man. ) Seriously, this is getting depressing.We have no catcher, no right fielder, and there's no free agent out there for either. We know in our hearts that Mariano is compro...
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