Big Z Wants A Crack At Hitting

Carlos Zambrano has been the most dominant pitcher for the Cubs over the last 6 years or so. He has consistently won double digit games, struck out a ton of hitters, and had a sub-3.50 ERA. In fact, he will probably be the opening day starter for the Cubs again this year (unless Dempster gets the ball, but that seems unlikely). Well Z thinks he should be able to hit, and as per usual with him, it's tough to tell if he's kidding or not ...