Found September 12, 2009 on Chicago Tribune:
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It's 2-for-1 in hurting rival St. Cardinals while helping yourself How do you fix Carlos Zambrano? How long does a lobotomy take? Probably longer than 10 minutes, which is about how long it took for John Smoltz to get straightened out.
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