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When you gotta go, you gotta go. The bottom of the fourth inning in Thursday’s Braves-Diamondbacks game was delayed for a few minutes because Braves center fielder Michael Bourn was nowhere to be found. That is, until television cameras found him clamoring out of the tunnel leading to the Braves clubhouse buckling up his pants. The little maneuver had players from both teams chuckling as Bourn was still jockeying with his Jockeys as he ran on to the field.
Bourn’s relief led him to have one of his better games of the young season. He was on base four times with two hits and two walks and scored a run.
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Atlanta Braves outfielder Michael Bourn knows very well that when you gotta go, you really gotta go. Bourn didn’t let the fact that he was playing in the middle of a MLB game get in the way of his need to use the restroom on Thursday during their 10-2 win over the Arizona Diamondbacks. Check out the video of Michael causing a game delay for nature’s calling.
Time for new Braves commercials... first up: Huddy, Rossy, Moylo, and Meds playing that tailgating cornhole game.
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I thought Moylo & Meds little bump was going to be the best part of this commercial until Rossy started doing the running man. :D (Huddy talking to himself was pretty great too. Who are we kidding, this is awesome.)
PHOENIX (AP) -- Tommy Hanson pitched seven strong innings, Dan Uggla homered and the streaking Atlanta Braves beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 3-2 on Saturday night.
Hanson allowed two runs on five hits for the Braves, who have won 10 of 11. Hanson (2-2) struck out seven, walked one and retired the last 13 batters he faced.
Uggla broke a 2-all tie with a one-out towering drive to...
PHOENIX (AP) -- Brian McCann hit a two-run homer, Freddie Freeman had a pair of RBI doubles and the Atlanta Braves routed the Arizona Diamondbacks for the second game in a row, 9-1 on Friday night.
Brandon Beachy (2-1) allowed four hits in 7 1-3 scoreless innings, striking out five and walking none as the Braves won their fourth in a row and ninth in 10 games after starting the...
PHOENIX (AP) -- Freddie Freeman hit a pair of two-run home runs and drove in five runs, and Mike Minor struck out nine in a career high eight innings, leading the Atlanta Braves to a 10-2 win over the Arizona Diamondbacks Thursday night.
The Braves scored three runs in the sixth and eighth innings, highlighted by a two-run single by Juan Francisco in the sixth and Martin Prado&...
On June 8th, 2012, John Smoltz’s number 29 jersey will be retired as an Atlanta Brave. This will be the 4th in 4 seasons for the Braves. Reality is that Smoltz was one of the most underrated pitchers ever to pitch in the majors. He is not a 300 game winner (a number that every starting pitcher shoots for), but he was one of the most consistent pitchers to ever toe the rubber. ...
PHOENIX (AP) -- Freddie Freeman hit a pair of two-run home runs and drove in five runs, and Mike Minor pitched a career high eight innings, leading the Atlanta Braves to a 10-2 win over the Arizona Diamondbacks on Thursday night.
The Braves scored three runs in the sixth and eighth innings, highlighted by a two-run single by Juan Francisco in the sixth and Martin Prado's eighth...
By Andrew Hirsh
Following a troublesome 0-4 start to kick off the 2012 schedule, the Braves’ hitting (or lack thereof) led to quite a bit of concern in Atlanta.
Now, just a few weeks later, it’s safe to say that those worries have faded away.
Atlanta has gone 7-1 since dropping its first four decisions of 2012, and in the process has been able to manufacture the offense necessary...
Kids at home, if someone dares you to snort a line of mustard, don't do it.
The below video shows some Phillies fans attending an Atlanta Braves game and a dare for one of them to snort a line of mustard.
As you may figure, snorting mustard does hurt:
(Courtesy of Sweater Punch)