Found January 13, 2014 on The Last Angry Fan:
Often times celebrities and athletes will use a pseudonym when on the road so as to maintain anonymity and protect their privacy from the adoring public. But that doesn’t mean that the fake names they check into hotels with are devoid of hilarity, as evidenced by this Chicago White Sox rooming list from a trip to St. Louis in 2012. Some of the highlights… Ricky Bobby Art Vandelay Josie Wales Hank Hill Lloyd Christmas Frank (the) Tank Optimus Prime Judge Smails And the obvious winner… Dr. Sphincter Rumpczek Kudos to the White Sox for not going with the sophomoric and juvenile I.P. Freely, Hugh Jass, or Mike Hunt. [Deadspin]     The post Chicago White Sox rooming list a bevy of hilarious fake names appeared first on Last Angry Fan.
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