Found March 02, 2012 on
Every spring we hear of players who’ve shown up to training camp in the best shape of their lives. I don’t think anyone is saying that about Chipper Jones or, more accurately this spring, Chomper Jones. Presumably, he’s been eating everything in sight.
Seriously, Jones has really let himself go. He looks like he’s doing his best Fat Mac impression. Maybe if we ask him why he looks so big he’ll just tell us he’s cultivating mass.
I mean, look at him in that picture. He’s literally walking with a glove, two baseball bats and some batting gloves, yet the look on his face is one of exhaustion. Chipper, did you just finish a marathon or an all-you-can-eat buffet?
Note to Jones: Fat Chipper makes for good comedy but bad baseball. Anyone who’s planning on drafting Jones to be their starting third baseman this season had better look elsewhere. I’ll personally guarantee right now that the Braves won’t get more than the 128 games they got from Jones last season, and he won’t bat over .275. Ma...
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The Atlanta Braves are eager to get the 2012 season started and put the memories of their historic collapse last September behind them for good. The Braves held an 8.5 game lead over St. Louis as late as September 6th, and watched as that lead evaporated over the season’s final few weeks.
Atlanta went 8-18 in the month of September, and lost their final six games of the season...
FOXSportsSouth.com invites you to meet the Braves as we begin a month-long look at our team, player-by-player. We'll revisit 2011 and project what 2012 might look like.
Height: 6-0; Weight: 190
Hometown: Yaguante, Dominican Republic
2011 in review: The Braves rushed Vizcaino to the majors, and he pitched well...
With a glaring hole at shortstop, the Atlanta Braves are poised to hand the position over to an untested rookie who has consistently exceeded scouts’ expectations. Tyler Pastornicky worked his way up through the Braves’ system, peaking with a .314/.359/.414 line across two levels in 2011. But while Pastornicky looks like the man for 2012, he has a top-flight prospect right on...
I was Bourn to steal bases T...
Speed kills. If you are looking for speed on base paths too early in your draft, it could kill your fantasy teams too. I understand the possibility of having a guy who can steal 60+ bases is alluring, but to go down this road could just lead you to be road kill. Michael Bourn has speed and will get you plenty of stolen...
The games are starting, so lets answer a few questions you might have about the Braves, who open the spring portion of their schedule against Detroit at 1:05 p.m. Saturday at Champion Stadium at ESPNs Wide World of Sports.
Q: What can we expect from Tyler Pastornicky?
A: Hes a guy who grew up around the game. His dad was a pro player and the 22-year-old rookie shortstop knows that...
Sean Gilmartin, the Atlanta Braves 2011 first round pick embarrassed South Atlantic League opponents in a brief, but impressive stint where he posted a staggering K/BB ratio of 15/1 over five starts. Of course as an uber-polished lefty out of a Florida State, a major ACC program, he was expected to succeed against younger opponents. However, Gilmartin’s production proved dominant...
Jason Aldean circled the bases, touched home plate and collapsed next to the batting cage, pulling his cap over his face.
''After lunch, let's come back and do it again,'' Atlanta Braves manager Fredi Gonzalez joked.
Sprawled on the ground and struggling to catch his breath, Aldean replied, ''No, I'm good.''
The country music star got a...
Country music star Jason Aldean has realized his dream of working out with his favorite baseball team, the Atlanta Braves.
Aldean practiced with the Braves for two hours Thursday, trailed by a film crew taping a segment for the GAC reality show ''Day Jobs.''
Normally, the cable show follows artists as they return to jobs they held before becoming famous. Aldean...
The Braves are remembered for one of baseball's epic collapses.
Too bad for Atlanta the playoffs weren't expanded a year earlier.
Negotiators for baseball players and owners are working toward an agreement to increase the postseason field to 10 teams this season. They had hoped to reach a deal by Thursday, but both sides said talks could continue if they needed additional...
By Kent Covington
Commissioner, Bud Selig & Braves CEO, Terry McGuirk
I hear it every day in the Twitterverse… “Liberty Media sucks! I wish they’d sell the Braves to someone who gives a @#$>*&# about the team!”
But be careful what you wish for. You see, Liberty Media doesn’t suck as an owner quite as much as you think. In fact, they don’t suck at all.
Billy Wagner is quite comfortable at home these days. His job description includes hubby, daddy, coach, handyman and occasional lay-about. But the retired former Braves closer nonetheless keeps close tabs on the man who succeeded him, Craig Kimbrel.
The 2012 Atlanta Braves look a great deal like the 2011 Atlanta Braves. If we consider only the first five months of last season, that similarity should be immensely encouraging for the current Braves.
Even with a boyish nickname and a still-youthful-like passion for the game, there's no getting around the fact that in less than two months, Chipper Jones will reach the age that is like 65 to everyone else.