Originally written December 04, 2012 on Fox Sports Detroit:
Its a coincidence really but its appropriate. In a confluence of cultures, baseballs winter meetings are smack dab in the middle of the Christmas shopping season. Its the time when baseball fans become 5-year-olds. They develop some uncharacteristic brat. The universal whine becomes Gimme! There's a wish list without much consideration into what Mom and Dad can afford. Usually wishes this grand in Nashville involve recording contracts, big hair and occasionally teeth. Torii Hunter was an early Christmas gift for Detroit. It turns out that Torii and the Tigers gave that gift to each other, so right field is set for a couple of years. Victor Martinez returns from Santas workshop. From all accounts, the elves did well and hes now a remanufactured element with a new warranty. The team would love a new shortstop and a closer and perhaps another right-handed bat. Id love more hair. You cant have it all. The Tigers went to the World Series in October. It now seems a forever ago. They had battled their way to the defense of their division championship, then past the As and the Yankees, and the pain on their faces was evident in the moments immediately after the final loss to the Giants. Yet there was business to be conducted. Its an image that will stay with me for awhile. His team had just had its season of promise dashed in stunningly quick fashion, but Tigers president Dave Dombrowski had to make his way to the players who would not be invited back and inform them of that. Literally moments after the clubhouse was opened, Jose Valverde and Delmon Young and Don Kelly were individually escorted to a hallway, and each were given that piece of news. Young was wearing a towel when his future was confirmed. There was no sense adding to anyones drama. Its the Band-Aid approach. You take care of it quickly. Discarded by the Tigers, those players are on someone elses wish list now. Regifting doesnt just happen in your impossibly large family. It also is a staple of baseball in the holiday season. To be sure, not every wish will be granted in Nashville. Theyre kind of used to that there since many country songs combine wifeleaving, abrokendowntruck, toomanykids and toomanydrinks. Speaking of drinks, there will be spending done like drunken sailors at the winter meetings. Hows this for a rally cry? He may not be better than our guy, but hes somebody different! We learned from The Grinch (after he carved the roast beast) that Christmas Day will always be, just as long as we have we. If there were a couple of wes who could hit with power, Christmas would be a little brighter. Now the Whos down in Who-ville would like to ask Jim Leyland about the Whos in the lineup.
MORE FROM YARDBARKER

Hudson wonders what Nationals have between their legs

Russell Wilson admits in new essay: 'I was a bully growing up'

Miguel Cabrera turns down playoff bonus from Tigers

Rich Gannon blasts Raiders personnel: ‘They’re stealing’

Suspended KeiVarae Russell: Notre Dame becoming ridiculous

Antrel Rolle: Amukamara improved after losing virginity

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
GET THE DAILY NEWSLETTER:

High school football player dies after suffering head injury

Giants shut out Pirates, advance to NLDS

Cowboys' Spillman accused of rape at team hotel

Report: Patriots benched WR for mouthing off to coach

Jose Bautista busts up reporter over Twitter

Sammy Watkins calls out EJ Manuel

Kobe, Kanye West play ball together in private gym session

Manziel, Kevin Sumlin went to a Rick Ross party together?

AUDIO: Radio host crashes car during interview

GALLERY: Derek Jeter tops list of athletes with weird phobias

WATCH: LeBron James makes one special Cavs fan’s night

10 most shocking developments so far in 2014 NFL season

WATCH: Matthew McConaughey gives pep talk to Longhorns

ESPN reporter announces she has breast cancer

Byron Scott explains why Kobe wouldn't make a good coach

Hibbert texts Duncan for advice on being like Spurs

Belichick repeats moving 'on to Cincinnati' during presser

Donald Sterling’s wife called the cops on V. Stiviano

Tigers News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

Russell Wilson: 'I was a bully growing up'

Radio host crashes car during interview

GALLERY: Athletes and odd phobias

Amukamara better after lost virginity?

H.S. player dies after suffering head injury

Cowboys player accused of rape

Scott: Kobe would not be a good coach

Pats WR benched for mouthing off?

Sammy Watkins calls out EJ Manuel

Donnell benches himself in fantasy and loses

Gordon: Drug policy is harrassment

Who is the new face of baseball?

Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.