Create-a-Caption: A-Rod enjoys Yankees' new superstar valet

After an ALDS that saw Alex Rodriguez(notes) hit .455 with two homers and six RBIs, teammates Melky Cabrera(notes) and Robinson Cano(notes) make sure that he gets back to the Yankees clubhouse without injury or incident after Thursday afternoon's workout. So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from C-a-C: "Mr. Mauer requested that we save this" 1st — Red Sox Monster. "If we move this thing far enough, maybe those damn umpires will realize that ground-rule double was FAIR." 2nd — stan h. "Scavenger hunt ends in double hernia." 3rd — cbatt08. "Dude, I swear! Just jump and you'll be in China!"HM — BostonMustBurn. "Look everyone!! I'm 'stealing' home!"