Create-a-Caption: Robinson Cano blinded by A.J. Burnett

Despite my protestations, Yankees pitcher A.J. Burnett continues with his oh-so-hilarious shaving cream pie war against his high-flying teammates. Here, the $80 million man derives joy the only way he knows how ... by walloping teammate Robinson Cano after Wednesday's walkoff, hastily placing the fluff in a towel and rushing past the crew to pull off his attack. Hey, we all get our kicks through different ways and means.So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C featuring Willy Taveras and a wall:Wall frees Willy Taveras of baseball 1st — Derick. ""Mr. Castellini, tear down that wall!" 2nd — Bryan G. "Willy fought the wall and the wall won." 3rd — rexdeaz. "Taveras takes a second to admire the fact that the outfield wall can display the sum total of his BA, OBP, OPS and .wOBA." HM — phubbies. "Note to self: Stop wat...