"After that 11-0 game, I think that could be rock bottom there. We don’t have any time for hitting bottom any more. That’s it. If we’re going to hit rock bottom, that was the time and we have to go from there."
(Dan Haren, via Washington Times, 7/27/2013)
Nationals 4, Mets 1: Pigs fly, cats and dogs live in peace, snowball fight in hell, and the Nats give a starter a little run support. Wait, that was Dan Haren?
He's been Harendous and Dan Harendous, and #HREN Derby. So this is the Dan Haren we've been waiting for? 7 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 BB, 6 K.
Amazingly, three home runs in a Dan Haren start, and he didn't give up any of 'em. Videos here: Desmond, Harper, Span (!?) home runs.
(Screencap via MASN/MLB.com video)
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Dan Haren says: "I'd probably boo myself, too."
Someone needs to get Jayson Werth a drink of water