Originally posted on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 6/26/13
Derek Jeter turned 39 today (June 26). He has won five World Series rings is a 12-time All Star, has five Gold Gloves and four Silver Sluggers.  He leads the Yankees in most career games played (2,451), stolen bases (340) and at-bats (9,974).  He is the Major League Baseball all-time leader for hits as a shortstop (3,130). With all the hardball accolades Jetes has racked up, the most impressive thing about him is his cast of women. Jeter can have a new girl at his pad as quickly as he used to go from first to third (the old legs ain’t what they used to be).  His bed pole contains a list of all stars and surefire Hall of Famers.  To the best of our knowledge, none of these women have received the Derek Jeter Special – signed memorabilia waiting in your taxi after a one-night stand. From 1 to 9 (plus a utilitybabe), Jeter’s lineup is the best in the biz. Minka Kelly Kelly leads off and plays SS.  The two dated off and on from 2008 until a couple months ago.  Jeter’s two Gold Gloves during
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