Found January 18, 2012 on The Money Shot:
Stop calling me Armando Benitez! Oh, don't you worry.  I did not forget about this.  So someone finally showed up at the Yankee offices this winter and made some moved this past weekend.  It's about time.  I thought that Brian Cashman was dead.  He's not, though, he just still looks like a raccoon corpse.  Now I'm not your average mouthbreathing Yankees fan.  You know this by now.  Most people think that we should sign everybody; payroll be damned.  Not me.  I like it when we cultivate and develop our own.  Which is why I had such a boner for Jesus Montero.  And now he's gone. Let there be no doubt, Montero is a ******* stud hitter and he will be raking at the cleanup spot for Eric Wedge's mustache over the next decade plus.  He can flat out stick it.  I don't think that I've ever been so invested and pumped for a Yankee position player since, ****, Shane Spencer maybe. But there was always going to be a problem with Da Jesus.  No one in the organi...
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