Found January 17, 2009 on Balls, Sticks & Stuff:
The Phillies have so many players eligible for arbitration, that you wouldn't be surprised to see the Phanatic sitting in a hearing in February. Picture it, the Phanatic's agent bragging about how he makes fewer and fewer toddlers with "stranger danger" cry every year...

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