Originally written on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 11/15/14
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Whether it be in October or April, Halloween is just an excuse for insanely attractive women to dress like strippers.

Rays third baseman Evan Longoria and his gorgeous Playboy Playmate girlfriend Jaime Edmonson attended something called a “Halloween in April” party, with Edmonson dressed as a harem girl, and Longoria as either a gladiator or Roman soldier with a bladder problem.  I don’t know much about Roman history, but I’m pretty sure Spartacus and the like never wore diapers.

Then again, when your girlfriend looks like that and is wearing an outfit that could stop traffic, who really cares if your costume involves adult diapers.  Not anyone in attendance at this “Halloween in April” party, I can assure you that.

[H/T to Rays Index]

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