Originally written on The Show Speak  |  Last updated 6/23/14
On a day that rumors of trouble are already haunting Kim Kardassian and unemployed NBA role player Kris Humphries, word has trickled (not Dick) from Southern California that Lenny Dykstra has copped a plea (not a feel of his soon to be maid) in his 25 crimes that he was charged with - including Grand Theft Auto.

No Lenny, It's Not Hockey Playoff Beard Time - (Reuters)According to TMZ, my source for hard hitting news stories that matter, Dykstra will be sentenced on January 20, 2012 and could be sentenced to four years in state prison.  Dykstra had 21 of his 25 charges dropped in his no contest plea with the state. 

Perhaps the most disturbing part of the situation is Dykstra is free on his own recognizance. 

Three questions --

  1. Has the court ordered Lenny to surrender his passport?
  2. Has the court banned him from putting advertisements on Craigslist for (cough, cough) "maids"?
  3. Why is CNN sending this out on Twitter as breaking news?

Back to the World Series and wondering how the Kim and Kris thing is going to work out.

Until Next Time,

Craig Turley


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