G131: Rangers beat Jays 5-2 in first game of DH

I love doubleheaders. Always have since I was a kid. And I'm not talking about those fake "split" doubleheaders where they clear the place out between games. I mean real honest to goodness two for the price of one doubleheaders. I try and go to every one I possibly can. There was one earlier in the season, and it came the day after my son was born, so I think I would have been put into the hospital myself if I tried going. So I was looking forward to today for awhile. Got in the car and headed to Freebirds for a fillup before heading to the park. Given I'm still unemployed (sigh), I have to conserve money where I can. Then I drove to the game from there, which worked out, as I didn't spend any money on food at the Ballpark. One tip they don't publicize a lot. They have this "designated driver" program, where you sign up saying you won't drink any beers or whatnot at the game. You are put into a drawing for a Rangers jacket eac...