Originally written on New York Mets Report  |  Last updated 5/3/13
In honor of the Kentucky Derby, I decided to give the Mets – past and present – horse names. Some are humorous, some are descriptive, and some are critical. I know I missed some. If you have suggestions, let’s hear them. The Man With Words PRESENT METS Matt Harvey: “Nasty Stuff’’ Jon Niese: “Lefty Heat’’ Zack Wheeler: “Promises, Promises’’ Ike Davis: “Hole In Bat” Daniel Murphy: “Taking To Second’’ David Wright: “In The Clutch’’ Lucas Duda: “Strong As Onions’’ Jordany Valdespin: “Has A Knack’’ Terry Collins: “Dealing With Few Pieces’’ Sandy Alderson: “GM Seeking Bullpen’’ Ruben Tejada: “Big Shoes To Fill’’ John Buck: “More Than A Throw-in’’ Bobby Parnell: “Getting His Chance’’ Scott Rice: “Perseverance Rewarded’’ Johan Santana: “Sad Ending’’ Frank Francisco: “Is He Still Around?’’ The Wilpons: “Write That Check’’ IN THE BOOTH Gary Cohen: “Outta Here’’ Ralph Kiner: “A Treasure’’ Lindsey Nelson
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