Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 2/11/13
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Today's fodder from the "When Hell freezes over" file: Curtis Granderson says he'd like a long-term Yankee contract. Yeah, and I'd like a date with Beyonce.That's Curtis Granderson, who struck out 195 times last year en route to a .232 batting average that plunged off a cliff around June 15.That's Curtis Granderson who became a HR-or-K hitter - negating the foot-speed that had been so much of his game.That's Curtis Granderson, whose change in style two years ago seemingly saved him from being a platoon hitter, a guy who couldn't touch lefties with a tennis racket, and who suddenly regressed. That's Curtis Granderson, who in the post-season last year struck out 7 times in 11 at bats. He'll be 32 this year. Do we want him at 36?Listen: The Grandyman is a prince of a guy, arguably the greatest humanitarian on the Yankees. He's smart, he's got a future in broadcasting or whatever he wants. I would be happy to have him a YES broadcaster. But 195 times last year, I cursed his putrid name....
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