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Note: All stats are prior to games on Thursday. The sports journalism realm is aflame with accusations of sexism, fraudulent identity and extortion. I thought I was absolved from such interrogation, yet judging by the volume of inquiries in my mailbox, it appears many of you harbor reservation toward the authenticity of this column. Your concern is justifiable, as it seems unfathomable that a man as seemingly suave and charming in the writer's photo above, a portrait that has been described as "a striking embodiment of a younger Most Interesting Man in the World," could also possess the astuteness, foresight and wit that are on weekly display in this article. Multiple creative forces must be at play, indeed. My friends, let me suppress this storm by confirming that I am, in actuality, a single entity. While the beard is now absent from my repertoire - you have no idea how many peanut shells and sunflower seeds find residence in that furry beast during ballgames, hence the shaven ...
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