Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 3/25/13
If you're like me, once you finish your fantasy draft, you have a photographer take a picture of you with your team. You pull up your team page on your laptop, and the both of you sit next to a flower bed. The setting is similar to your mother's yearbook picture. The cameraman even uses the filter that blurs out everything around you. As you wait for the makeup person to dab cover-up on your nose pimple, you reach into the flower bed and pull out a hydrangea. Then you speak directly to the SAGNOF Gods and recite his prayer, "He loves me, he loves me Motte, he loves me, he loves me Motte, he loves...." And the last petal ends on "He loves me Motte." And you weep. Motte has an elbow strain and you're stuck with his litigious brother-in-law, Mitchell Boggs. The Cardinals are currently saying all the right things, "Motte will be fine," "Mitchell will temporarily fill-in," "We had no idea McGwire was on steroids." An elbow strain sounds like a thing that's going to take Motte from his 40-save potential to an eight-save season with a 5.00+ ERA, which will be interrupted by surgery. Grab Boggs in every league, he could easily be a top five closer for this year. If you own Motte, you obviously DL him and hope for the best. Anyway, here's what else I saw in Spring Training for 2013 fantasy baseball:The post Having Mottrimony Issues? Call Mitchell Boggs, Attorney at SAGNOF appeared first on Fantasy Baseball Blog at Razzball.com.
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