Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/18/14
That title is very confusing if you have a lisper reading it to you. Why you're having someone else read it to you, let alone a lisper doesn't make any sense. You can't find a better-qualified Task Rabbit? Put down your soy capp-a-latte and find a better intern; you owe it to yourself. Last year, Justin Upton had a problem with his thumb. He hit 8 homers the first 4 months of the season. After he took off his hand guard and his thumb felt better, he hit nine homers in the final two months. Chase Headley doesn't have Chase Field or Headley Field, for that matter. He also doesn't have any offense around him. Literally. He's hitting in front of Nadir Bupkis and behind Tumble Weeds Jr., and now he's out for a month to six weeks, at least. I mentioned Upton because I'm trying to get through that thick melon on your shoulders how important hands are for hitters. Headley has gone from a high-ranked, 3rd baseman looking to repeat last year to a risky DL stash that isn't much mor...

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